Today, I can call myself a ranger.
I am Voodoo's Finest, and we are legion. We strive, fight and conquer, and as a Ranger I pledge myself to these tenants.
I will, with all my strength, wit, and sick MLG-Micro to support my squadmates and outfit to victory.
I promise to improve myself into a weapon of war, and will tirelessly practice to raise myself to a higher standard.
I will never denounce those lower in skill or in knowledge, and will strive to pull up collectively all friendlies, however incapable, however toxic, however insufferable.
I will follow the orders of my squad leader to death and beyond. I will not stray from his orders, no matter what.
I promise to support my squadmates with whatever they need without hesitation, and will sacrifice even my virtual KD for the greater good.
I am the Sword that strikes the Vanu Sovereignty, the Fury that smites the Terran Republic, the Shield of the New Conglomerate.
I am NC, I am Voodoo, and I am a Ron Paul Ranger.